CARNAGE!!

Well went to Carnage last night. It's described as being "liverpools biggest and best student night". I disagree. I paid £10 for a t-shirt which ensured me free entry into all the bars and clubs that were taking part in the carnage. It didn't unfortunately cover the £22.20 it cost us in the taxi home etc.

The train journey was a nightmare. The que for a ticket was massive so we risked just jumping on the train with either out of date or random train tickets which actually worked with people on the gates at Liverpool central station. There was no seats on the train however and it was full of drunk people. Being very very sober this was getting to be quite annoying but i just carried on downing my Peach Archers drink and trying to keep my balance as the train went on.

We all signed each others t-shirts with obsenities such as "Free BJ" and "insert here". It's like an unwritten law that you destroy your carnage t-shirt bit by bit througout the whole night. We cut them into a style that we wanted them and carried marker pens so that people could write on them. Only problem is that people also write on your skin but ill get to that part in a minute.

The first place we started was in "yates". Not a place i'd normally go but it seemed ok. It was packed beyond packed and i could hardly move. The line for the toilet was all the way up to the stairs so me and my friends gay friend Andrew sat outside the toilets and waited for Amy and Gemma to finish. While there we saw a girl with her tongue down some lads throat. It was only 11pm way too early to be copping off by the toilets! He took her number (if she remembered it) and then headed into the toilets and him to the stairs. The toilet door hadnt even shut properly when he was all over another girl on the stairs! couldn't belive it!

The drinks were ok priced. A cheap Vodka Kick was £1.50 but the amount of time you spend at the bar waiting to be served and get to the bar is ridiculous. Especially when you get those people who stand at bar so they can just have shot after shot and dont move. GIVE OTHER PEOPLE A CHANCE!!

The music in a club called Camel was, in my opinion, the best. I loved it in there. The DJ was playing all of my tunes! Didn't stop dancing once! But of course it's not everyone else's thing so they wanted to move on and go somewhere else :( i liked the place we went on the ground floor because it was all like hip hop, rnb etc all my sorta music but then we lost the others and went upstairs to find em and it was all dance music which im not really a fan of if im honest. I can only hack it for a little while not all night though. We did end up finding the rest in the end but then they wanted to stay there. I didnt but i was out numbered so just had to put up with it i guess.

We then moved onto room 3 which when you walk in is like a sauna and was playing a bit of everything but then went onto more like rock music sorta thing so we thankful left that room.

All in all i didnt particulary enjoy the night and i certainly wont be going to the next one. I still cant get "I love Scott. Me too" off my back as its in such an akward place and ive got "gay is the way" on my chest and some other scribble on my arm oh and on top of that i had an alergic reaction to the UV paint which someone wrote my name in on my arms :(

not a good night. But hey its my Birthday on monday and im off on the tuesday so im going to get HAMMERED!!!!